Saturday, April 23, 2011

First Thing He Said

The first time I met him.

Him: *watching  me saying goodbye to his sister* you're leaving?
Me: Mmmm yeah.
Him: I'll ride you home, Tom wants to flaunt his new toy anyway.
Me: *eyes widened* Mmm. No thanks, I'm fully capable of getting myself home.
Him: How do you get home?
Me: It's easy, I'll take the public transport.
Him: *eyebrow crinkled* No. You're too tiny.
Me: Uh-huh. So...?
Him: You could easily get lost in a crowd, or even worse, people could step on you.
Me: ........

That, is the lamest excuse I've ever heard to ride a girl home hahahahaa.

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